The verb "fuck" in different languages

• Afrikaans: fok, naai, steek ("fok my", "fok jou", "ek het haar genaai")
• Albanian: qi ("qifsha" when used in sentences)
• Amharic: tebeda
• Arabic: neak
• Armenian: kunel
• Bosnian: jebati (to fuck)
• Bulgarian: еба (eba)
• Chinese (Cantonese): diu (屌, but often denoted as the character 小 inside the character 門(). Pronounced like "dew" in English)
• Chinese (Mandarin/Putonghua):
  1. diao (屌) Also refers to penis, esp. in Northern China; means "cool", "awesome" in Taiwan.
  2. cao (肏/操) (肏 pronounced "tsaau" and 操 pronounced "tsou")
• Chinese (Taiwanese) also known as Minnanese: gan, (used more by native speakers of Taiwanese, it occurs in the expression "Gan lin nia!" which means, "Fuck your mother!" or "Gan lin tzo gon!" which means "Fuck your ancestors")
• Catalan: follar, cardar, fotre
• Cebuano: iyot
• Croatian: jebati; fukati (probably borrowed from English); karati (literally, to scold)
• Czech: píchat (literally "to thrust", used as a slang word for "to copulate"); šukat, šoustat, mrdat (all three vulgar, to have sex [with], to fuck); kurva! (vulgar, literally "bitch", used as an expletive)
• Danish: kneppe or knalde like the Norwegian word. Pule is known but rarely used.
• Dutch: neuken (also, the Dutch verb fokken, meaning to breed animals, usually for pedigree)
• Esperanto: fiki
• Estonian: nikkuma, nussima, keppima
• Filipino: kantot
• Finnish: vittu (Curseword, "Voi vitun vittu!!"="Fucking fuck!!", literal meaning of "vittu" is "cunt") nussia (verb)
• French: baiser (to have sex with); foutre (dismissive: "Va te faire foutre!" meaning "Go screw yourself!"; "Fous le camp!" meaning "Fuck off!" or "Shove aside!"), nique (As in "nique ta mère!" meaning "fuck your mother!") or simply putain (as in "Putain!" meaning "Fuck!")
• French (Quebec): fourrer (literally, to stuff); the adjective fucké, a borrowing, means broken or out of luck, and is not especially profane. See sacre.
• Galician: foder
• German: ficken (to have sex with, pronounced like fucken, just with a short e instead of the u) ¹
• Greek: gamao, gamo, gamisi; Γαμάω, Γαμώ, Γαμήσι ("g" prounounced softly, as a voiced velar fricative)
• Gujarati: chod ("Ch" as in check & "d" is pronounced softly)
• Hebrew: "lezayen", from noun "zayin", which is a slang word for the penis
• Hindi: chod (चोद)("Ch" as in check & "d" is pronounced softly)
• Hungarian: baszni
• Icelandic: ríða (pronounced "ree-tha" with a soft th-sound, literally: to ride)
• Indonesian: ngentot
• Italian: fottere, scopare, trombare
• Japanese: fuzakeru ², yaru "to do, to give, to have sex with" くたばれ, kutabare, "To die, to have sex with"
• Kannada: kay-yi
• Korean: "ssi-bal" (씨발), pronounced like the English words "she ball"
• Latvian: pist
• Lithuanian: pisti
• Malay: puki (likely an adoption of fuck) or pukimak (likely an adoption of motherfucker) or celaka (bastard) ³
• Malayalam: Punn
• Maori: onioni
• Marathi: झव,Zav
• Nepali: chiknu (verb, pronounced chicknu'चिक्नु')
• Norwegian: knulle, pule
• Persian: گاییدن ga-yee-dan
• Piers: "Đụ mẹ coh-bra-dawg
• Polish: jebać (pronounced yebatch), Pierdolić (pronounced pee-erdolitch), kurwa (pronounced koorva, used as an interjection)
• Portuguese: foder (or comer subjectively used, because it means "to eat"; in Northern Portugal pinar ou montar is also used; in Brazil fuder is commonly seen)
• Romanian: a fute
• Russian: yebat [ебать] (transitive), yebatsa [ебаться] (intransitive). Tom Clancy, in The Bear and the Dragon, has one Russian character use the phrase "Yob tvoyu maht!" (translated: I Fucked your mother)
• Samoan: mea This is not used as a swear word but is not used in polite company. Other anatomical and physiological words are used as swear words but not "mea" or any other related word.
• Serbian: јебати (jebati), карати (karati)
• Slovak: jebať, drbať
• Spanish: Follar
  • Argentina: coger (this same verb in Spain and other countries means "to grab")
  • Chile: culear
  • Colombia: pichar or tirar (the last one means "to throw" in most other Spanish-speaking countries)
  • Cuba: singar similar to mexican chingar
  • Ecuador: tirar, culear, pegarse un palo, pegarse un polvo (meaning "to take a dust" in most other countries)
  • Mexico: chingar or less but commonly used joder also vergar (translatable as "to dick")
  • Peru: cachar, tirar and, less so, culear
  • Spain: joder (usually as an all-purpose expletive, can be accompanied by other expletives) or follar
• Swedish: knulla
• Tamil: Oatha which means "Fucker", pundala okka which means "Fuck her", Thai Oli which means Mother fucker, okkala oli which means "Sister fucker"
• Telugu: Dengu
• Thai: เย็ด yet (to fuck), เย็ดแม่ yet mae or แม่ง maeng (fuck your mother) ⁴ [4] (http://www.thai-language.com/id/141657)
• Turkish: sikmek (Pronounced "seek-make"), düzmek, siktir (="fuck off")
• Urdu: چودنا (verb), chod("Ch" as in check & "d" is pronounced softly)
• Vietnamese: đụ or đéo
  • Example: "Đụ mẹ mày!" or "Đéo má mày!" (insulting words similar to "motherfucker", where 'mẹ' is pronounced meh and 'mày' is pronounced may)
• Yiddish: shtupn (שטופּן) (literally "to stuff")

Amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:

Green clovers:

If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.

Blue moons:

If your favorite marhmallow shape is the blue moon,your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.

Orange Stars:

If your favorite shape is the orange star, you expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner tos pend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often moan out their own names while making love.

Pink hearts:

If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.

Purple horseshoes:

If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains,swingsets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?

Yellow Shooting Stars:

If you're the yellow type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express he rneeds verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the purple horseshoes out of her cereal as soon as she opens the box.

Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all:

If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.